aao TCA yaad karein

TCA cycle:

1.pyruvate+ CoA+NAD+ -> acetyl CoA+co2+NADH

pyruvate dehydrogenase


E1:pyruvate dehydrogenase complex,TPP(thiamine pyrophosphate),oxidative decarboxlation of pyruvate.

E2:dihyroxylipoyl transacetylase,lipoamide,tranfer of acetly to CoA.

E3:dihyroxy lipoyl dehyrogenase,FAD,regeneration of oxidized lipoamide.


place:the playing ground

E1:badminton court

paru is waiting with hydrogen cylinders tied to his back.he's playing badminton,peeche se bharoon aake kehta hai...TaPPu!paru gives himthis-is-badminton-not-basketball-looks.

E2:tennis court
2 botal paani(1 on each pole of the net) aur ek lolipop(in the centre of the net) padi hai tennis court mein.
dihyroxy lipoly

aur phir bobby darling with acetic acid aati hai,to play tennis.
transacetylase.

E3:basketball court
dihyroxy lipoyl dehydrogenase.


simply:decarb->transfer of acetyl->lipoyl ki marammat by hydrogen to FAD,then to NAD.


2.the cycle:

from:lt3->boys lu->generator waali jagah->mandir->fountain->buletin board->uniform shop->photcopy place

lt3:citrate,synthase.

entry of LT2 turned into a huge citrus fruit,orange ya lemon.
aur lemon ke bagal mein,synth par,bahut tez tez moozic baja raha hai.(synthase)

boys lu:isocitrate,acotinase

me sleeping in the boys room(i so).
with me is Acon,wohi gande gaane gaane waala.

generator room:alpha keto glutarate,dehydrogenase

since the generator waali jagah is undergound,as you open its door,bahoot saare keet makoode slam into your face.aur tum neeche jhank ke dekte ho..you see a lot of water in it.(hydro)

madir:succinyl CoA,dehydrogenase

mandir mein prashad mein sabko lolipop milti hai to suck.
of course,yahn bhi dhaer saara paani hai.that has come from a well(kuan)(CoA)

Fountain:succinate,sythetase

fountain pe nate log(dg,beeps and riccha) are eating a lolipop.(succinate)

peehce background music for this grand event is being done by bharoon standing insde the fountain,on sythesizer,teasing all of them.

buletin board:fumerate,dehydrogenase

bultein board pe bahut saare logon ko crucify kara gaya hai,but unmein se sirf kuch(few) hi mare hain.

and you revve the survivors using water(dehydrogenase)

uniform shop:malate,fumarase

a few people are counting money(maal) outside the uniform shop.
unme se kuch,mar jaate hain.ginte ginte.

photocopy shop:oxaloacetate,dehydrogenase

photocopy waale bhaiya ke pass,ek bael(ox) khadi hai.
aur woh usko paani pilaane ko aapko bol rahe hain.


Regulation:

1.at pyruvate dehydrogenase.

swithed off when energy charge is high

- acetyl CoA,ATP,NADH activate kinase.
+ ADP,Pyruvate,,NAD+(deactivate kinase) Ca2+ activate phosphatase.


2.Isocitrate dehydrogenase
+ADP
-ATP,NADH

3.Alpha keto glutarate
-succinyl coa,NADH,ATP

Arsenite poisoning
arsenite ind to e2.
BAL(2,3 dimercaptopropanol)(23(neem)DMP)(dimpy naam ki ladki) used to relieve the arsenite.


glyoxylate cyle
Acetate+CoASH+ATP->Acetly CoA+AMP+ppi

cit->isocit->glyoxylate->malate->OAA->cit
acotinase,isocitrate lysase,matale synthase,malate dehydrogenase,citrate synthase

saare GLUT's ke naam

once again:
1=danda
2=duck
3=heart
4=chair
5=hook
6=hockey
7=bread pakora(non cafe waala)
8=chasma
9=lolipop

GLUT:glutton yaani babban,FANKEE,bharoon and sameer
all this in front of LRC

GLUT1 and 3:basal uptake of glucose.

sameer ke paaron(base) pe glucose girta hai aur woh apne aap hi paero se "saukh"(absorb) liya jaata hai.the he says i am full..

then...ek "dande" se apne "dil" par ghae ghae karta hai.


GLUT 2:liver and pancreas.
liver se glucose uptake badhaana.(removes glucose from blood)
pancreas se insulin nikalwaana.

glut 2 matlab baban jiske sar par "duck" hai.
and he holds and appliation for "leave"r aur sameer ko dekhte hi usne appication andar daal li,of course bag mein.(uptake of glucose)

aur phir andar se usne ek pan(creas) nikaala aur sameer ke sir pe dee maara..jisse uska ghae ghae band ho gaya.sameer thanks babban.


GLUT 4:muscle and fat cells.

bharoon(GLut 4) jo ki "chair" pe baitha hai kyunki woh thak gaya hai,aur usko bhook lagi hai aur jo apne dolle(muscle) dikha raha hota hai aur naina se dolle compare kar raha hota hai
baban(yaani insulin) ko dekh kar ek dam khada ho jaata hai.

GLUT 5:primary fructose transporter
fankee,pirate waala "hook",lekar sabke baag check karta hai..for apple(fructose hota hai na usme).

learn glyconeo

farak b/t nea and glycolysis:

subsrate:add OAA

enzymes:(stored in computer lab entry)(computer-->matrix-->neo??)
1.pyruvate carboxylase:lockers,
paru wait carbon copy ke saath.

2.PEP carboxykinase
PEPCK
:biochem lab ka door jo kabhi nahi khulta,
registrar giving "pep" talk,to cutta kameena(me and fankee)

3.F16BPtase
:boys,loo ki entry,
wahan par fan ke ek fresher ko exhaust fan par latka kar,tasing,oops teasing ho ri hai.

4.G6Ptase
balcony,
glucose ki kami ke karan,teasing karte hue bande,thak kar neeche gir jaate hain.

haan pata hai,marne peetne ki baat jab tak na aaye tab tak mazza kahan aata hai.


entry points yaad karne ka tareeka:
computer lab ke andar

1.lactate(doodh)
at:entry karke right ko jo board aata hai uspar.doodh gira hua hai.
aur woh board "kora"(blank tha...)tabhi wahan par "cori" cycle hoti hai.

muscle
G->P->L
liver:
l->P->G
6 atp lagte hain,6=>hockey stick.board ke side mein ek hockey stick padi hui hai.uspar likha hai,incase of yamuna,use hockey stick.

2.amino acid
except luesine,lysine:leusingh is king,ly has seen it all.

place:register,jispar sign karna padta hai,jo ek printer ke upar pada rehta hai.

Muscle
G->P->ala
alanine transaminase.
(trans=>bobby darling,whan kar printer par batihi/baitha hua hai)

Liver:
Ala->urea(potty jokes)
(i won't say it,nahi to tum log meri jaan khaa jaoge,but you can understand,how to relate bobby darling to potty)
ala->p->G

3.Glycerol
at:the gaurds who sits in the comp lab,abhi tak pata ni chal paaya kyun baithta hai.

glcerol->glycerol phospate->Dhappa!
so the gaurd has been sitting there for so long that in order to preserve him,we put glycerol over him.
and since wo wahan par bade dino se batiha hota hai,gas to banegi hi..so phospate:fusfate.

aur phir usko jagaane ke liye ek banda peeche se usko dhappa karta hai!

kinase,dehydrogenase.

4.Propionate

at:the room where all the teachers sit in the coputer room.

propionyl CoA->D-methylmalonyl CoA->L-methylmalonyl CoA->Succinyl CoA

PC->DMC->LMC->SC

melon oil!

PC lekar baithe bande,MCD(bulldozer) ke intezaar mein,
kahat "L"aalu(see me as the operator of bulldozer) suno bhayee c2,socks(soccinyl CoA) ke bazar mein.
(meri socks ki badu se bulldozer ki zarooratni padi!)
(haan haan marle gande jokes,aur kab mauka milega tujhe??)

enzymes:carboxlyase,epimerase,mutase.

learn Glycogenolysis and glycogenlysis

Glycogenolysis

4 steps in biotech labs.

1.glycogen phosphorlyase
glycogen+pi->g1p+Glycogen

at:VAC.
VAc ko khola to usmein se bahut saari badbu(fus) bahar aayi and uske andar bahut saara fur

rakha hua tha,jo ek dande(1) par latka hua tha.fusfur.



2.debranching:
mol bio ki lab entry par,jahan humein microbio ke paper dikhaaye gaye the.

phoshorylase stops 4 residues prior to the 1,6 link.

tranferase:transfers 3 residues
alpha-1,6-glucosidase releases the single glucose unit.
hexokinase phophorylates it.

stop->tranfer->release->fusfur.
1.so as you were going to the biochem lab,you stop at the mol bio lab and say:whats it?

2.andar jaa kar,you see ki sink ke pass,kissi teacher ka tranfer order pada hua hai.

3.you were happy ki ye biochem teacher ka hai,but then see ki ye to agle saal ka hai.so you

release it.you release it to the other side,sidase.

4.the room suddenly became smelly(fus) and you decide to go away as the lab ass comes to

with a hockey stick.(6=>hexokinase)

(ab mujhe mat kehna,what can i do,jab phosphorlyation ka fus hi ban paata hai)



3.phosphogluco mutase
g1p->g6p.

cold storage mein,GMO 39 pada hua hai.woh mutant variety hai.



4.G6p->g+pi
done by glucose 6 phoshatase.
transported out by GLUT 2.

how dearly you wish ki biochem lab phat jaaye,with all teachers inside.


Von girke's disease

lack of glucose-6-phosphatase.
so glucose-6p cannot be released as glucose into the blood.





glycogenesis

from washing areain biotech labs to the mtech labs.

overall reaction
glycogen(n)+UDP-glucose->glycogen(n+1)+UDP
by glycogen synthase

by the idea of Hi(a teacher..name confidential) the washing area would also serve as a south

indian resturant.so uska naam udippi(UDP) rakh diya gaya.wahan ki main dish glucond hoti

hai.aur peehce music dene ke liye synthsizer(synth) ka bhi ue kiya jaa raha hai.


part of reactions:

UTP+glucose->UDP glucose+PPi
by UDP glucose pyrophosphorylase

thermo labki entry pe.spagetti hair khada hai(wohi tissue paper and water waala,jiski beti

ki shaadi thi).
uske bete ka Unit test(UT-P) aane waala hai,to woh uski copy le kar khada hai.aur fankee k

paer("pyro"phosphatase) padta hai,to teach his son some english.(what did you just said?)


PPi->2Pi
by inorganic pyrophosphatase
instumentation lab ki entry par,woh dantne waala lab ass khada hai(wahi jiske saamne bharoon

ne psst pss..idhar aa kiya tha).

so you say to him to let you "in",aur sirf itna sunte hi woh bhi tumhaare paer par gir

kar,phat jaata hai.



branching is done by glycosyl-(4-6)-transferase
at:jahan par pittete rakhe hote hain.

us pippete stand emin ek jagah hockey(6) padi hoti hai,aur ek jagah chair(4),to teacher aake

bolti hai,uko interchange kardo,i.e.,transfer kardo,kyunki woh khud ni kar sakti,unke ghar

mein koi "ill"(glyco"syl")hai.



new glycogen cannot be formed without primer.
primer banaane ka enzyme:glycogenin

mircowave par zung lagne lagta hai to uspar primer(red colour ka paint hota hai) uski ek

layer lagayee jaa ri hai.aur nina(naina) painting kar ri hai.

maarna mat..glycolysis

okies..isme mnemonics(memory ke drame) ka ek aur method use hoga for digits..called shape number method..based on similarity of shapes with digits..like:

6=hockey stick
1=danda
3=heart
2=duck

abhi k liye inna hi...

the glycolysis cyle as follows:

maggi corner to lrc
Glucose(G)
glucon d ka dabba at maggie corner.maggie mein glucon d dal raha hai.

G6p
gate par.hockey kehl rahe hain humaare gaurds.

f6p
oat.hockeyeeyaan lati hui hai on the 'F'ans

f16p
administration ka office.fans par danda and hockey dono.

g3p+dhap
std booth.

dhappa khelte hue log.ek ko lag jaati hai and he starts crying using glycerine(glyceraldehyde) ke jhoote aansoon.sko ulti aane lagti hai..aur woh "heart" pe haath maar maar kar..ghae ghae karne lagta hai.


13bpg
main area mein baithne waale phatte.
ek danda lekar,heart surgery ho ri hai.
fankee kar raha hai.

3pg
photocopy ke side ji jagah.heart pada hua hai,aur woh minnat kar raha hai ketan se ki use hostel mein rehne de,kyunki woh "PG" mein rehte rehte bore ho gaya hai.

2pg
photocopy ki dukaan.ek battak photocopy machine ke oopar baithi hai.

pep
notice bored.registrars message giving some "pep" talk!

p
lrc ke gate par.paru..(c3) waala is waiting.
paru wait!


alchol fermentation
p>A>Eth
pyruvate decaroxylase
alcohol dehyrogenase

lactic acid fermentation
p>lactate
lactate dehydrogenase.

entry points for fructose and galactose

fructose
1.f>f1p>g+dhap>g3p+dhap
fructokinase,frucose-1-phosphate aldolase,triose kinase.

i stored this in my almirah.
bottom most khaana,to top most "parchatti".
fan,fan danda,rota hua baccha(glyceraldehyde),rota hua baccha with ghae.

2.galactose
gal>gal-1-p>UDP gal>UDP glu

4 drawers:
galla(tijori),galla danda,udippi(south indian galla),udippi glucon d.

galactokinase,galactose 1p uridyl transferase,UDP gal 4 epimerase.

g-1-p->g-6-p
phosphoglucomutase


chee sameer!

lecture ke chutkule!

aaj ke jokes:

1.varun waala mast!

bacchon ko daaraane ke liye mostly kehte hain...bahar mat jaana nahi to baba aa jayega.

to ek baar,aise hi ek bacche ko bachpan mein khoob daraya gaya.
jab woh bada ho gaya,uski shaadi ho gayee,

tab uski biwi usse kehti...
mujhe kahin ghumaane bahar le chalo

banda:nahi..bahar nahi jaana..baba aa jayega.

biwi:nahi..nahi..woh to bachpan mein hota tha..tumhe daraane ke liye.ab tum bade ho gaye ho.

banda:to kya hua?BABA bhi to bada ho chuka hoga.


2.pd waala

the teacher scheduled an extra class on monday 5-6.to some of our people protested ki mam hum logon ko 2 baje free ho jaana hota hai..

how we protested:

mam,hum to aapko apna samajte the.aisi baatein apno ko shobha nahi deti.


3.mast waala fanky ka...

biochem mein,ek baby ki photo thi,and uska poora digestive system bata rakha tha.she was explaining about lactose intolerance.

teacher wanted us to read the slide and then tell..

beta ye kya hai?

fankee:baaaaaaaby!

then she said...ki when lactose intolerant ppl,take some form of lactose,

some part of it gets accumulated in the digestive tract and then due to the microbial culture in the intestine,it gets rotten away to produce gastrointestinal problems..

me and fanky look to each other..and say to cut a long story short...

GAS!!

A tribute to the original linguist!

Ever wondered from where do the gracious words like fundoo,todu,fodu,rapchick,dhaakad and many others come from.

I think i just came across the source,the fountains of such words.

They are simply you and me,but rewinded a few years backwards.For some it will be rewinded many years backwards.

They are children below the ages of 5,at their creative best.

When i listen to such children calling,a computer,adum.
When i listen to such children calling,sleep,nina.
calling pen,mann.nature's call,chicha.
going to lu,as su.
calling nani,nun.calling food,khau.
calling chewing food as kattu kattu.
water,mum.

calling opening something(kholna),as lolo.
calling sitting down(beutho),as te to.
anything which is double,as tutu.

And another calling rain as appa mum mum.
and yet another calling loo,as vivi.

And the most amazing children singing,Bulla ki jaana main kaun,by Rabbi Shergil,

as "Bulla se shana(smarter) kaun?"

i am forced to think,who the real geniuses are!

How to get anwers out of the inviglator while in an exam.

This one was about to happen in our microbio exam.one invigilator was from the same field,and though not mentioned but there were multiple answers,to the questions.

Now as it happens with such questions,you don't know which question has more than one answer and which doesn't.

here's a technique to differentiate.

call up on the teacher(invigilator) from the same field.

Ask her:

"madamji,matlab isme ek se jyaada answers hain?"

teacher:"beta,aapko jo samajh aata hai aap kariye.Haan paper mein kuch questions mein ek se jyaada answers hain."

You:"Ni ni..madam.aap samjhi nahi.matlab,ye waala jo question paper hain,usmein ek se jyaada answers hain?"

teacher:beta aap jo sahi samjhte hain kariye.

you:mam aap samjh ni rahi.paper mein to hain.main aapse pooch raha hun,ki ISS question mein multiple answers hain ki nahi??

madam:beta paper mein jo question hain aap dhyaan se padiye,phir asnwer kijiye.

you:yaar is aurat ko koi samjh jao.padi likhi ho,ek baar mein baat samjh nahi aati.main pooch raha hoon...ISS question mein multiple answers hian ya nahi?.

teacher:speechless.

you:yaar isko teacher kisne bana diya.baidi bhuddhi...ab saanp soongh gaya?Main kya pooch raha hoon aapse..aur kya jawaab de rahi ho.

teacher:(starts going away)

you:"nahi nahi..ji,aap to bura hi maan gayee...aapke saath to ghar waali baat hai..beta kya kar raha hai aapka?accha accha...12th ki tyaari hai.IIT ka to paper is baar easy hi tha.Accha achaa....coaching kahan se le raha hai...accha ji accha..badia hai."

A dose of aldoses!

rasta dekho from icici bank to g9 ka.
har padaav pe ek ek cheez rakhte jao.

erthyrose(earthworm se erthy..icici bank ke upar se necche se..har jagah se..gaurd bhaiya ko dhakte hue..dekho isko..properly...)

threose(teen log vermicomposting bin pe lage huein hain...teen=three)(accha ji teen three hota hai?)

ribose(SAC ke neecche ribose ka room hai)

arabinose(ek "arab" aadmi us ribose ke room mein batiha hua hai)

xylose("xyls" ki ghadi pehne tuck shop waale bhaiya...chuttaa maang rahe hain)

lyxose(tum unse "lux" saabun maagte ho)

allose(allu..naina aur bharoon mein aaloo fight chal ri hai tuck se saamne baithne ki jagah par)

altrose(alto gaadi aa jandi hai tiffin room ke pass)

glucose(glucon d milta hai cafe mein)


mannose(mann-nose...yessss waale bhaiya..unki naak dekhi hai?)

gulose(gulabo..ek ladki paraanda hilaati hui grls hostel ke saamne se nikalti hai)

idose(sammer asks any body to give "eye dose" while at fountains)

galactose(sameer ke gande jokes pe sab uska "gala" pakad lete hain and take hm to photocpy machine)

talose(talli hoke saare ke saare g9 pahunchte hain..)


chee sameer...pehle to gande jokes sirf bolta tha..ab likhna bhi shuru??
aye haye!

aaj ki hoya!

here's what happened today:

1.biochem ji taught us lipids 2.not very tough.lecture net pe daal ditta hai:
http://flyupload.flyupload.com/?fid=883055969a

2.No other class was atended.pd waali said ki she was going to teach bout 2 other types of elasticity,naam ni yaad.

3.ab asli baat...
govinda govinda said:paper would be easy.he doesnot like tough papers.one conceptual ques,few simple numericals,differentaition based 2-3 derivations.max question of 6 marks.6 parts.

hehe..biochem ji told us,do fat soluble vitamins..bole to KEDA.

funnay part:Library waala burped in front of ankit(and me too burped(louder),hehe no body noticed).
i asked what is the full form of tee ee em ee deee??
fanky:TEMED!!a

chee fanky!

and me taugt fankee and baban and BHAROOON..aldoses!!!yay!
strucure and funtions...
yay!
arab waala banda with lyxs ki gadi selling alloooo

Bachna aye hasseno

Now my brother came home watching this pig of a movie
and this is how he explained to me how it went:

"Pehle part mein story nahi thi...

doosre part mein humein parwah nahi thi!"

:)B

How to enter your class after being expelled?

Recently,being denied attending a class,being only 5 minutes late,due to another teacher who held up for long(no,really we don't study this much,ahh...we were on the phone),we sat upon thinking what could we do,using horse sense to enter the class
at any cost.

I'll refer to my teacher as Sir.

The sequential algorithm for entering the tut class at Ts10(Tutorial room 10) is:

1.Poke in your head and ask,Sir may I come in?.You'll get your answer as no.
Wait for 2 minutes.Poke in your head again and this time say,Sir may I come in please?and make faces that'll give cute puppies a complex.

If step one fails:

2.Enter the class with all might.Open the door wide and go on walking to take a seat.The teacher says,"You boy".Act as if you can't listen and speak."ah?ah ha?ahaha?".

The teacher repeats,you repeat.Continue until the teacher says"ok for gods sake have seat".
You have a seat.You:Thank you sir.

The teacher is perturbed and asks how could you listen to that line?
You again go on"ah?ah ha?ahaha?".

3.Throw a stone wrapped letter from outside.The letter says:

"Aapki beti humaare paas hai.Jyaada chalaaki dikhaane ki zaroorat nahi hai,nahi to aapki beti ke tukde tukde kar ke,hmm....hm....
ok,baaki baatein baad mein.Humein andar aane do."

The teacher screams from inside"I don't have a daughter".

You send in another letter:

"oh sir saari,my mistake.Aap to bura hi maan gaye.
Aapki biwi humaare pass hai.
saari for the typo."

Even if he says I am not married,send in another stonewrapped letter,

"Sir kyun bhaav kha rahe ho?Lo khud hi bhar lo..
Aapki ______ humaare paas hai.
ab kush??"

4.Being rejected out of the class you go on to he kadi chawal waala outside the college.

Suddenly you decide to call the teacher you expelled you,in the voice of a village born,heavy voiced dad.

You(heavy voice)(on phone):Kyun bhai,aaj humaare chhore ko andar kyun ni aane diya aaj?Bade din ho gaye karcha paani diye..

(to kadi chawal waala)bhaiya,thode pakode aur daalo...humaare aate hi pakode khatam ho gaye?

(on phone):ni ni ji...aapko nahi..aap to bura maan gaye.


5.If all else fails,
Enter the class in the end.
With head held high.
The teacher asks"Now what??"
You say in booming voice

"Varun meri proxy maar di na??"

Ideas by Ankit alias fankee
Written by meeee.

Want to see more such namoonas doing their stuff??
see:

1st semester:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1267773203237338212

2nd semester:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1966325006408358202

or us fighting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDFJzHUX4zo

Who let the Dogs out?

This is another poem by me.As again,enjoy it but don't steal it.

Comments,brickbats,welcome.

pichale dino kuch kutte mere paas aye,
bole thukral ji, apni rishtedaari ka faarz nibhayeen,
humeen kuch sawal sata raheen hain,
kripya kar humeen unka uttar batayeen.

unka sawal sunke main chaunk gaya,
laga koi mere kaan ke paas bhaunk gaya,
vo bole batayeeye,kya hota,yadi insaan kuute ke lakhshan dekhlenge?
main bola,mujh ko aapko sunghta hua payenge ,
agar aisa hota to manav badi mushkil mein pad jayega,
soocho ki itni pareshaaniyoon ka hal kahaan se layega?

classroom mein bacchoon ki waat lag jayegi,
teacher par gussa unki poonch hi batlayegi,
pati patni ke samne jitna ab bolta hai,uss se kam bol payega,
patni ki daant ke saamne sirf poonch hilata reh jayega.
"i love you" to lupt ho gayega,
har premi apni premika se chaahat,
laar tapka ke dikhlayega.

har seat mein ek ched payajayega,
aur har aadmi baithne se pehle,apni poonch ko fit karayega,
subko sadk par bhi dekh kar chalna padega,
poonch ke upar nikalti gaadiyoon ko bhi jhelna padega,
sach boloon to gussa to tab aayega,
jab office ke liye jata vyakti,
pille ki tarah chillayega.

aur jab kissi ko prakrati ki pukaar ayegi,
tab voh usko kaise seh payeega,
aas pass bathroom ho na ho,
insaan pehle khambe se hi kaam chala ega.
aur jab khali ho jaye ega,to aur bura lagega,
jab aadmi mitti jhaad kar kiye karaaye ko dhakega.

jagah jagah sungte aadmi,kis tarah jeebh dikhlayenge,
jab ek bus pakadne ke liye,stand tak hunfte hue ayeenge.

aur yadi doberman ki tarah,
kuch aadmi,bina poonch ke paye jayenge,
to shyayad ye sach ho ki vo,
IIT,IIM mein quot e ka laabh uthayenge.

par asli dikaat to tab ayeegi,jab kisi bacche ka janam hoga,
pandit ji kahenge ki bacche ka naam B se hoga,
chachi chacha,dada dadi,jab bacche ka naam sujhayenge,
aur us ko,aajeevan,boxer ke naam se bulayenge.
Bua fufa,didi bhaiya,sab bacche ko dekne ayenge,
aur us ne naak naksh uske mummy papa se milaenge.
Kahenge,iski naak papa se milti hi,kaan mummy se,
aur bacche ki poonch ko uske dada ki batlayenge.

Par ek samudaye jo is baat ka fayeeda khoob uthayega,
wo aur koi nahi neta kehlayega,
kyunki wo jo pehle tha,wahi baad mein bhi kelhayega,
kuute ka naam uske naam par char chand lagayega.

Sahi maniye,kutta insaan se har haal mein sachha hai,
aur is duniya mein,neta se to kutta hi accha hai.

SAMEER THUKRAL

Patriotic mosquitoes

Hey this is my poem.Read it enjoy it,but don't steal it.


Hello out there,
yes you,beware,
mosquito i maybe,
but you get me wrong baby!

I work day and night,
under the harsh studio light,
to produce things that you like,
i can even speak on the mike,
just for you dear,my schedule is tight,
I appear in All out,Maxo,Good Night.

You may wonder,then why i scream,
in your ears during your dream,
but don't get me wrong silly,
its my love for you truly,really,
and also it works as waking alarm for you,
for species like you are found too few.

And we have got some rules in the game,
one cannot bite the same man again,
we do not like to drink your blood always,
but you see there are no other ways.

But now i have got PAIDS,
its similar to your AIDS,
only just it is aquired politically,
my days remain too few,i tell you really,
I got on friday night,the disease,
I went to Janpath,just at ease,
there i entered a politician's home,
conspiring against his country own,
I bit him,drank:fodder,coffins and bofors,
the blood of the one who drinks yours,
but sadly,at his turn,malaria no,dengue no,
and he gave me PAIDS at one go,
and now i lay dying here,
and he might the enjoying there.

But don't be dissapointed for me,
this might be the turn of destiny,
Bush is coming and he might be next,
i'll be prepared on his context,
for people like him are found rarely,
please pray,i get him,even if barely.


SAMEER THUKRAL

Hello world!

Hello world!

The world is in hurry,so are you and so am I.So i'll just inagurate this blog by saying this is a blog for all you Shakespears and Sunil Jogis,for those who write peoms,err,poems.

Poems,about life,about India,about fun and laughter.

Thoughout the span of this bloglife,this new member of the virutal world will feature,poems,of course,both by me and by you.

And after reading my poems and your poems,it is actully a compulsion for the one who reads it,to clap,

beacuse in India,my country,we believe that those who wont clap after a god poem,would go clapping in each household,in their next life.

So enjoy this journey,this bilingual blog,by making your contributions and copying mine.

Sameer Thukral,
16,
Noida,
India