learn micro...the bakwass way..

dunno..but wrote this up to learn the calvin cycle and green non sulfur bacteria.

green S bacteria:

reverse T?CA cycle
citrate lyase.
all other enzymes are same.



green non S
hydroxy propionate pathway
place:LRC top floor

kone ki table->books ki lift->computers->ingraham waala rack->aunty ki seat->moveable rack->andar ka kamara->side ke rack->sheeshe ke doors

acetyl CoA
kone ki table:acid with tiles.

malonyl CoA
lift:melons

5 steps
computers:5 corresponds to a hook,u re typing ont the keyborad using a hook

propionyl CoA
rack:ye bahut ganda hai...baban oil?pappan oil?propan oil?

Methyl malonyl CoA
aunty:methanol ki min khaa ri hain..baalon mein tel laga hua hai..

Succinyl CoA
chota rack:lollipop...??

3 steps
andar ka kamra:3->heart.andar hearts rugery happens for people who get heart attacks after visiting the LRC for the first time.

Malyl CoA
bade rack:mal....ek detective ki meeting...maal kahan laana hai?centre ke do racks ke beech mein.

glyoxalate
seeshe ka darwaaza:gaai and ox bandhe hue hain tot the seeshe ka darwaaza...maaawww...







cyanobacteria and purple bacteria

RubisCo and phosphoribulokinase

place:g9 ke bahar
mitti ki jagah,jahan pohe lagte kum aur ukhaade jyaada jate hain->kopcha->g9 ka gate->regulator(jo bech mein se toota hua hai)->teacher table->projector->dosri side ke switch->doosri side ka gate->bada waala gat jo khula rehta hai,jo orange colour ka hai->fire ka cupboard


Ribulose-1,5-bisphosphate(RuBP)
(rubisco)
miiti:rubis pade hue hain wahan par,aur 1(danda) ke aage 5(hook) laga kar tum unhe doondh rahe ho.

2X 3phosphoglyceric acid
Kopcha:aape apne ghar ke guests ko wahan baithaya hai,and u r saying..dil(3) ka sharbat peejiye..

1,3 bisphosphoglycerate
gate:gate par bhabhi ji kadi hain..aap unse kehte hain,bhabhi ji aap bhi peejiye..(BPGA)

glyceraldehyde 3 phosphate
regulator:regulatoron ne ek hip hop gang banaya hai and they r wearing GAP t shirts.

dihydroxy acetone phosphate
(dhap)teacher table:teacher ko peeche se aake u say Dhappa!

fructoSe 1,6 bisphosphate
projector ke upar fruits pade hain and u r trying to bring them down using a danda..while the teacher behind you coms up with a hockey stick to take his revenge.

fructose-6-phosphate
doosri side ke switch mein tum hockey stick kmaar maar k andar chipe fruits ko bahar nikaane ki koshish kar rahe ho.

glucose
momentary relief ke liye,tum doore side ke gate par glucon d ka khaali carton chipka dete ho.

ribulose-5-phosphate
rubies se jada hua orange gate.aur uspar hook laga kar log rubis chura re hain.