Monday, September 29, 2008

learn glyconeo

farak b/t nea and glycolysis:

subsrate:add OAA

enzymes:(stored in computer lab entry)(computer-->matrix-->neo??)
1.pyruvate carboxylase:lockers,
paru wait carbon copy ke saath.

2.PEP carboxykinase
PEPCK
:biochem lab ka door jo kabhi nahi khulta,
registrar giving "pep" talk,to cutta kameena(me and fankee)

3.F16BPtase
:boys,loo ki entry,
wahan par fan ke ek fresher ko exhaust fan par latka kar,tasing,oops teasing ho ri hai.

4.G6Ptase
balcony,
glucose ki kami ke karan,teasing karte hue bande,thak kar neeche gir jaate hain.

haan pata hai,marne peetne ki baat jab tak na aaye tab tak mazza kahan aata hai.


entry points yaad karne ka tareeka:
computer lab ke andar

1.lactate(doodh)
at:entry karke right ko jo board aata hai uspar.doodh gira hua hai.
aur woh board "kora"(blank tha...)tabhi wahan par "cori" cycle hoti hai.

muscle
G->P->L
liver:
l->P->G
6 atp lagte hain,6=>hockey stick.board ke side mein ek hockey stick padi hui hai.uspar likha hai,incase of yamuna,use hockey stick.

2.amino acid
except luesine,lysine:leusingh is king,ly has seen it all.

place:register,jispar sign karna padta hai,jo ek printer ke upar pada rehta hai.

Muscle
G->P->ala
alanine transaminase.
(trans=>bobby darling,whan kar printer par batihi/baitha hua hai)

Liver:
Ala->urea(potty jokes)
(i won't say it,nahi to tum log meri jaan khaa jaoge,but you can understand,how to relate bobby darling to potty)
ala->p->G

3.Glycerol
at:the gaurds who sits in the comp lab,abhi tak pata ni chal paaya kyun baithta hai.

glcerol->glycerol phospate->Dhappa!
so the gaurd has been sitting there for so long that in order to preserve him,we put glycerol over him.
and since wo wahan par bade dino se batiha hota hai,gas to banegi hi..so phospate:fusfate.

aur phir usko jagaane ke liye ek banda peeche se usko dhappa karta hai!

kinase,dehydrogenase.

4.Propionate

at:the room where all the teachers sit in the coputer room.

propionyl CoA->D-methylmalonyl CoA->L-methylmalonyl CoA->Succinyl CoA

PC->DMC->LMC->SC

melon oil!

PC lekar baithe bande,MCD(bulldozer) ke intezaar mein,
kahat "L"aalu(see me as the operator of bulldozer) suno bhayee c2,socks(soccinyl CoA) ke bazar mein.
(meri socks ki badu se bulldozer ki zarooratni padi!)
(haan haan marle gande jokes,aur kab mauka milega tujhe??)

enzymes:carboxlyase,epimerase,mutase.

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