lecture ke chutkule!

aaj ke jokes:

1.varun waala mast!

bacchon ko daaraane ke liye mostly kehte hain...bahar mat jaana nahi to baba aa jayega.

to ek baar,aise hi ek bacche ko bachpan mein khoob daraya gaya.
jab woh bada ho gaya,uski shaadi ho gayee,

tab uski biwi usse kehti...
mujhe kahin ghumaane bahar le chalo

banda:nahi..bahar nahi jaana..baba aa jayega.

biwi:nahi..nahi..woh to bachpan mein hota tha..tumhe daraane ke liye.ab tum bade ho gaye ho.

banda:to kya hua?BABA bhi to bada ho chuka hoga.


2.pd waala

the teacher scheduled an extra class on monday 5-6.to some of our people protested ki mam hum logon ko 2 baje free ho jaana hota hai..

how we protested:

mam,hum to aapko apna samajte the.aisi baatein apno ko shobha nahi deti.


3.mast waala fanky ka...

biochem mein,ek baby ki photo thi,and uska poora digestive system bata rakha tha.she was explaining about lactose intolerance.

teacher wanted us to read the slide and then tell..

beta ye kya hai?

fankee:baaaaaaaby!

then she said...ki when lactose intolerant ppl,take some form of lactose,

some part of it gets accumulated in the digestive tract and then due to the microbial culture in the intestine,it gets rotten away to produce gastrointestinal problems..

me and fanky look to each other..and say to cut a long story short...

GAS!!